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A Night of Whiskey and Fine Cigars Puts Blogging Back on Track
It was a chill and crisp November evening, I was busy relaxing while filling the air with the sweet sweet scent of Cuban cigar smoke. A glass of whiskey in one hand, and cigar in the other. Nothing was going to stop my moment of peace and serenity. Not even crack heads living below me [...]
Meth and Vertigo Bring on a Blogging Paradigm Shift
I have been having some serious brain issues these last few days which is why I haven’t been posting or responding to comments. I have been super dizzy every waking moment of my day, but I still keep on trying to blog through the brain haze. I really do not know what the cause is, [...]
I Cry When Google Tries to Brainwash Me
I still think that I should drop Adsense, and remove Google as my homepage, but somehow I just keep coming back for more..and more….and more. Google is just an overbearing entity that is trying to control my blog. When I first decided to make an Adsense blog I was always “Yes Google”, or “Yes Master” [...]
Magic 8-Ball Predicts My Financial Future
I have decided to stop avoiding the inevitable. I keep thinking that I will make my “do or die” goal for March, but deep down inside I know that it is not possible. Everyday I see blog stats from blogs that are younger than mine, just making a killing. Maybe these are pro bloggers pretending [...]
I’ve Been Given One Month To Live / Is It OK To Whore Your Blog?
…on Adsense. My girlfriend has gotten tired of my begin a poor blogger, and has given me the ultimatum: “Make $1200 in March from blogging or go get a job.” I can totally understand where she is coming from. I have been leeching off of her since I quit my job mid-December. I have missed [...]
Google Just Kicked Me Right in the Junk
Normally I like to take it easy on a Monday because I spent way too much time in a pub, thinking about how many adsense clicks I need in order to pay for my beer. Today is different, I don’t need to take it easy because of the beer. I need to take it easy [...]
In The Year 1948 George Orwell Predicts Google’s Global Domination
In high school as part of the prescribed curriculum, I read George Orwell’s classic novel “1984.” For those of you that have read this book you know that this is where the title of “Big Brother” came from. When I first read the novel I passed it off as merely another book that I had [...]
I hate…
I feel to depressed to post anything. I am full of anger, of hate. I say that I am too depressed to post anything, and yet here I am…posting. . Eventually I’ll get over it… . Actually maybe I’ll get over it now. I just had a look at my Google Adsense stats and found [...]
I’m Not Pregnant Like Jamie Lynn Spears, but My Career is Headed in the Same Direction as Hers
It seems another Spears has chosen to end her career prematurely. That’s right, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant . Sure people have children all the time and are still able to balance their careers, but most of those people do not carry the Spears genetics. Not that I really followed her “career” at all, and [...]
The Only Number That Has Ever Made Me Cry Is 24,159
I can stop my whining now because I have hit the Google Adsense jackpot! Ladies and Gentlemen, since quitting my job and starting a possibly disastrous career in blogging I have not been able to scrape together even the tiniest piece of Google Adsense income…until now. Have a look at the screenshot below and you [...]
