I’m Not Pregnant Like Jamie Lynn Spears, but My Career is Headed in the Same Direction as Hers

It seems another Spears has chosen to end her career prematurely. That’s right, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant

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Sure people have children all the time and are still able to balance their careers, but most of those people do not carry the Spears genetics. Not that I really followed her “career” at all, and not that I really care…

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But I actually do.

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I am a pop-culture junkie, and now that I stay at home as a full time blogger and earn a living from Google Adsense, I have even more time to engorge my thirst for pop culture rumours. I could be the next Perez Hilon. Well if I could make some damn money with his blog, then maybe I could. As it stands now, I am totally screwed in the finance department.

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I mentioned in a previous post that I had made almost $20 over the last weekend, well guess what. It WAS a fluke, and I am still nearly $300 away from being able to pay my rent.

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I hate Google, they can go shove their Adsense right up their…

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Assuming I can make enough money to pay rent for this month, how will I continue to do so the next month, and the month after? My Google Adsense blogging career is over. I must have the “Spears Gene,” that is the only explanation. The worse part is I got the crappy, shoot yourself in the foot, screw over your life part of the gene. I somehow missed the smokin’ hot, charismatic, Mickey Mouse club gene.

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I am like Danny Devito in twins, I am the ugly twin, the “Crap left over.” I must be jealous of the Spears family. They have all this great success, and then they slap it in the face, break it’s window, shaves its head, get pregnant…you catch my drift. Why would you crap on your success, like that. That would be like me marching up to my internet service provider and take a steamy triple coiler in their office lobby once I started making money from blogging. Would I do that?

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Everybody pays attention to the Spears sisters, but ignores that guy with the same farked up genetics “crap left over” genetics. On Monday, I was trying an experiment that miserable failed. Why? Because I am not as popular as Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears. Nobody cared about my StumbleUpon/Digg experiment. I don’t have the same following as the Spears Sister. Maybe I should go down to my ISP office and cause a scene.

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Then people would care about my blog. Then I would be able to live off of my Google Adsense earnings

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